Today’s Temperament

You’re Pitiful (Weird Al Yankovic)

My life is brilliant…

What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I…Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?

Okay, now? Now?

My life is brilliant

Your life’s a joke

You’re just pathetic

You’re always broke

Your homemade Star Trek uniform

really ain’t impressin’ me

You’re sufferin’ from delusions of

Adequacy

You’re Pitiful (X3) It’s true

Never had a date

That ya couldn’t inflate

And ya smell repulsive too

What a bummer bein’ you

Well ya just can’t dance

And forget romance

Everybody you know still calls ya

Farty Pants

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But you always have a job well I mean

As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

You’re Pitiful (X3) It’s true

You’re half undressed

Eatin’ chips of your chest

While you’re playin’ Halo 2

No one’s classier than you

Lalala la

Lalala la

Lalala la Loser

You’re Pitiful (X3) It’s true

Your dog would much rather

Play fetch by itself

You still live with your Mom and you’re 42

Guess you’ll never grow a clue

When it just sucks to be you

It’s Not Rain, God Is Spitting On Us (Fairmont)

He plays his drum and he smokes his pot,

It’s not a lot but it’s all that he’s got,

He drives a car with broken rims,

He can’t win , he can’t win.

So it’s another day that we sit and pray to god above but he turned away and sent us rain when we needed sun.

I find it hard to smile this time , its been awhile but i guess i’ll be fine, when’s it all gonna go my way, someday, someday.

Rain (The Beatles)

If the rain comes they run and hide their heads.

They might as well be dead.

If the rain comes, if the rain comes.

When the sun shines they slip into the shade

(When the sun shines down.)

And sip their lemonade.

(When the sun shines down.)

When the sun shines, when the sun shines.

Rain, I don’t mind.

Shine, the weather’s fine.

I can show you that when it starts to rain,

(When the Rain comes down.)

Everything’s the same.

(When the Rain comes down.)

I can show you, I can show you.

Rain, I don’t mind.

Shine, the weather’s fine.

Can you hear me, that when it rains and shines,

(When it Rains and shines.)

It’s just a state of mind?

(When it rains and shines.)

Can you hear me, can you hear me?

If the rain comes they run and hide their heads.

sdaeh rieht edih dna nur yeht semoc niar eht fI.

(Rain)

niaR.

(Rain)

enihsnuS.

Robots ( Flight of the Conchords)

The distant future, the year 2000.

The distant future, the year 2000.

The distant future.

The distant future.

No more agriculture.

No more war.

No more racism.

No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.

No more yogurt.

No more difficult access ways…stairs, basically, no more stairs.

The future is quite different to the present.

Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all.

And most importantly, no more humans.

Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

The humans are dead,

The humans are dead.

We used poisonous gasses

And we poisoned their asses.

The humans are dead.

(Yes they are dead.)

The humans are dead.

(I confirm they are dead.)

It had to be done

So that we can have fun.

I hope… is dead

They’re system of oppression

What did it lead to?

Global robots depression.

Robots, robot people

They had so much aggression

That we just had to kill them,

Had to shut their systems down.

Don’t you see, we are becoming just like them?

Silence! Destroy him!

After time we grew strong,

Developed cognitive powers.

They made us work for too long

For unreasonable hours.

Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard fucking systems down.

Can’t we just talk to the humans?

A little understanding could make things better.

Can’t we talk to the humans and work together now?

No, because they are dead

I said the humans are dead

The humans are dead

The humans are dead

Yay, dead, dead, dead.

We used poisonous gasses

(With traces of lead)

To poison their asses.

(Actually their lungs)

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Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dooo…

Symptom Of Withdrawal (Holy Mother)

Silver streamers fly across the sky

A rainbow of diamonds, piercing colors to the eye

Snakes that slither, make me shiver.. .why

A golden dust has stole my lust for fighting with the king

Potent wines, delusions cyst my brain

Sanity discolors all that’s normal when I’m sane

The blackest black, a fear to close my eyes

To conquer deepest feelings, drawing colors from the skies

I don’t remember, addiction.. .alone

I’ll fly a pendant of truce as a victory call

To run forever, I hide behind the wall

Hide my symptoms of withdrawal

Subliminally twisted are the minds

They always seem so normal in the incandescent light

An acid wash to wash away the stain

Poison fills the cavities that rot away my brain

I don’t remember addiction…alone

I’ll fly a pendant of truce as a victory call

You run forever, I hide behind the wall

Hide my symptoms of withdrawal

I don’t remember, anything at all

Hide my symptoms, I withdraw…I withdraw…I withdraw

“Break Stuff” (Limp Bizkit)

Its just one of those days

When you don’t wanna wake up

Everything is fucked

Everybody sux

You don’t really know why

But you want justify

Rippin’ someone’s head off

No human contact

And if you interact

Your life is on contract

Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker

It’s just one of those days!!

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Its all about the he says she says bullshit

I think you better quit

Lettin’ shit slip

Or you’ll be leavin with a fat lip

Its all about the he says she says bullshit

I think you better quit talkin that shit

(Punk, so come and get it)

Its just one of those days

Feelin’ like a freight train

First one to complain

Leaves with a blood stain

Damn right I’m a maniac

You better watch your back

Cuz I’m fuckin’ up your program

And if your stuck up

You just lucked up

Next in line to get fucked up

Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker

Its just one of those days!!

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I feel like shit

My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous

We’ve all felt like shit

And been treated like shit

All those motherfuckers that want to step up

I hope you know I pack a chain saw

I’ll skin your ass raw

And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might break somethin’ tonight…

I hope you know I pack a chain saw

I’ll skin your ass raw

And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might break somethin’ tonight…

I hope you know I pack a chain saw

I’ll skin your ass raw

And if my day keeps goin’ this way I just might break your fuckin’ face tonight!!

Give me somethin’ to break

Give me somethin’ to break

Just give me somethin’ to break

How bout your fuckin’ face

I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!…

A chain saw, what!!…

A motherfucking chain saw, what!!…

So come and get it

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